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THE BFOS STORY.....
When Boogers from Outer Space arrived in L. A. from their original home, just outside the east coast music Mecca of Gotha, there were 27 arrests, 63 traffic accidents, 2 football teams, a 5.1 aftershock and the Kings Changed their team colors...... Coincidence? Well, that ís not for me to say. What I can say, however, is that no other band worked quite as hard as BFOS. The non-stop touring, drinking, promoting, drinking, whoring, fighting, drinking and conning some sucker into feeding them. They never rested. After building a solid and loyal ( if not rabid ) fan base around the world from their constant touring, BFOS was ready to sign their first major label recording contract. This, unfortunately, fell through when nobody from any of the record companies ever called them back. There was only one thing for BFOS to do In 1991 BFOS embarked on the Whyídcha do this to ME ? World Bondage & Dominance Tour. The music world would never recover. On September 23, 1991 BFOS landed in Australia where they were to play a benefit concert to help raise money desperately needed to buy liquor and pants for the Aboriginal tribes in the Outback'. They never made it........ While en route to their campsite, tragedy struck. Guitarist, Moose; Bassist, Earl Fagan and Drummer, Mick Kick were killed when a thunderously loud belch startled a nearby herd of kangaroos, causing them to stampede. The only survivors were two roadies, who were lagging behind the group as they were weighted down with all of the bandís equipment, and Singer Norman Waxx. Waxx, however, was caught in the stampede, and as we staggered to his aid, his horribly disfigured and nearly lifeless body was dragged off and eaten by a pack of dingoes. Surely this is why Don McLean wrote American pie. Fortunately for those who remember and loved them, the masters from their final recording session were found by someone who has no moral objection to making a profit from the exploitation of dead celebrities. May you get as much enjoyment out of listening to this CD as I did depositing my first royalty advancement from it. BFOS I hope they spent half an hour in heaven before the devil realized they were dead.......... "Dirty" Ernie C. Tounge
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